✩ About Me ✩

Catgirls against misogyny

I get way too attached to fictional men

I would die for him but also block him

DANGER

Not here to be mysterious. I’m just really into stories. I like birds. I hate bats. I only stan Superman and sometimes myself. I romanticise everything, complain constantly, and wouldn’t trade it for anything. Don't talk to me if you think Tim drinks coffee, he doesn't. He drinks Monster like the freak he is.

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Do Not Interact if you...

Are anti polyam
Simp for Jason, Bruce, or Tim
Think Damian should or would call Selina "Mom" eventually
Believe that Damian would call his father "Baba" if he was raised by Bruce instead of Talia, or that he would do that now
Can't accept when people view Dick, a character who's only been Romani in less than 5% (≈15 issues) of his run, as white
Love the Al-Ghuls, but hate Ra's because he's "abusive" (Yeah, right. As if the reason people hate Damian and Talia aren't because of the same mischaracterization and demonization)

I agree to read tags before reading I agree Damian is oblivious, and hot, and should stop getting nerfed

This Isn’t a Crush, It’s a Cult.

THE
VOICES

TOP 7
BABES

you're projecting

☆ Ursula K. Le Guin

Literary knife mother. Worldbuilding queen. If I ever write something half as sharp as her weakest short story, I’d die peacefully.

i know what you did

☆ Jacob Geller

Narrates like he’s describing the end of the world in a museum audio guide. Somehow romanticizes death, architecture, war, loneliness, and Super Monkey Ball.

i’m simply the aesthetic

☆ Hozier

Patron Saint of Heathens. Writes songs like he’s making a pact with the forest, then sings about it and make damnation sound tender.

cast me as your blorbo

☆ Owl City

Liminal dream boy. Makes you feel like you’re twelve, staying up past midnight, watching the sky and not knowing why you’re sad.

MY PANTHEON

don't ship me with cowards

★ Taylor Swift

Cult leader. Writes love like it's a curse. “Would you still want me if I was a worm?” She’d say yes, write a 10-minute ballad, and sell an overpriced worm plushie. Love her tho.

10/10 ACTOR & COMEDIAN

★ Robin Williams

Eternal comfort character. The blueprint for making sad people funny and funny people sad. The only man allowed to monologue ever.

i’ve been loved by better

★ Rachel Zegler

Pretty rebel angel. Looks like she stepped out of a myth and is ready to sing about it. She opens her mouth and it's Overture + Tragedy + Vengeance. And you just know she reads fanfiction at 3am.